Corrupt Wish

Simple. Just corrupt someone's wish and post your wish. For instance...

Poster 1: I wish I had a puppy.
Poster 2: The dog is rabbid. I wish I had some cash to buy that bike.
Poster 3: You get the money by stealing and killing, and ultimately rot in prison for life. I wish...

You get the idea. I wish I got a drivers license.

you would die in a fiery crash

i wish i could give a damn

You can't. I wish the new iTouch came sooner.

It already comes out. You get it another version comes out, then everybody makes fun of you for not being updated.


I wish I could rave all night long. xD

While you rave, you have a wild party while your parents are gone. The cops show up.

I wish many things in life weren't so expensive.

thts impossible cuz the country has no money, and wants us to give it to them

i wish everything tasted like chicin

Not everything tastes like chicken,
I wish I had the new xbox 360 with a kinect video game

You get it, but the Kinect becomes self-aware and takes over humanity.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

its a pirahna it bites you till your head is only a bloody skull

i wish i could FIRE MAH LAZER

I wished that I was a fish therefore how can I bite my own head off, but i digress.


Your lazer fires right into a mirror and reflects back at you.

I wish my carpet was black.

Neku wrote:

I wished that I was a fish therefore how can I bite my own head off, but i digress.


Your lazer fires right into a mirror and reflects back at you.

I wish my carpet was black.

Too bad that it is racist..


I wish Mexicans could cross the boarder.

i shoot them on sight

i wish i WAS UNBANNED FROM TRANSFORMICE

You click on the wrong link and become impaled with spam impossible to close. You perpetually click on the same link...

I wished I lived in Great Britain.

Granted, but you now have to eat that new Cod flavored ice cream everyday, three times a day.

I wish this wish could not be corrupted.

You'll end the game. I wish I had no enemies.

You have no enemies but you get tired from having allies, ergo you start having enemies again

Your wish will be granted, but you cause confusion among the other members. I wish I could live a successful life.

Granted, but you marry Miley Cyrus.

I wish I had a candy bar.

Granted, but its a nutrition bar.

I wish for more wishes.

You corrupt your wishes by drowning in them
Sooner or later you make a mistake causing your death
I wish I had a cookie any cookie

ur cookie is burnt.

i wish i has a millon dollars

Granted, but apparently, it was all stolen from the Federal Reserve. You serve life in prison.

I wish I knew how to fly a fighter jet.

Don't need to corrupt that I just shoot

I wish that politicains wernt Jack asses

it works, but the fabric of reality tears itself apart.

i wish i broke out of prison. see above

Granted, but on the other hand you are dieing slowly because you break out at an old age
I wish for a shoe