rhyme game

yes i know its gay, but this place is so silent now

Rules: MUST rhyme with either the first or last word of above poster's sentence. It must make some sort of sense but it doesn't need to follow along with the above poster's sentence.
what not to do: Let's run airstrike mop pan dishwasher in your face!

I'll sttart.

There once was a very fat cat.

Who didn't know the difference between a cap and a bat.

I can't believe someone stole my shoe.

Or did someone do a switcharoo?

Then came a kangaroo