Story of Epic Proportions.

Okay, here is how it goes. You can type however much you want to add to the story, it just has to be at least a sentence.

A few rules. The main characters can die, but need to be resurrected in some way. We aren't writing your personal fapfic, so no dirty stuff. If you break other rules that I haven't thought of yet, I will add them.


No dumbass posts.

Characters

1. Sir Zephyr XXXI(31st)
2. Stephen the shopping kart collector.
3. Henry the store manager.
4. A smooth criminal, who works at a supermarket.



One day, Sir Zephyr the XXXI(31st) was walking to the local supermarket to purchase items so he could cook a grand feast for his gala. When suddenly Sub-Zero burst from a falling icicle and challenged him to Mortal Kombat.

Sir ZephyR, then MATRIX DIGIVOLVES TO DUKEZEPHYRMON AND BEATS THE LIVING HELL OUT OF SUB-ZERO.

Stephen, the worker at the store who was collecting shopping karts, saw this amazing feat and ran up to Zephyr to talk to him.

So then ZephyR says, "Do you want to be a hero too?"

Stephen said, "Nah brah, I get payed $33 an hour to work here, I'm aight".



When the manager Henry walks up to Stephen and says, "What do you think you are doing talking on the job, YOU'RE FIRED!"

"Well there goes that money."
"So what do you say?"

Then a smooth criminal comes and asks for work.

Henry hires the random criminal who asked for a job.


Stephen says, "no way man, I'm way better than you at fighting, I got a fight club"

Then the smooth criminal pulls out a gun and asks Stephen, "What did you say?"

"Alright, I should get going I to go find some better thing to do."
"See you around youngster."
-Zephyr exits scene-

Sir ZephyR heard the Criminal talking so he steps back into the shadows to see how well the kid handles himself.

But the smooth criminal saw him and shoots him.

Stephen then turns around, grabs one of the shopping karts, and flings it at the smooth criminal who immediately gets hit by it. Stephen proceeds to rip chunks of concrete out of the parking lot and tosses them at the criminal who is writhing on the floor in immense pain. The shopping kart kollector runs up the criminal who is sprawled on the floor and grabs both of his arms, and pulls them behind his back until he hears the bones disconnect and crack. Stephen takes the gun that the man dropped and he shoots the smooth criminal in the skull multiple times.

Henry: GTFO STEPHEN I FIRED U ALREADY!!!!!!!!!! YOUR BANNED FROM THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry sir.


Stephen wipes the blood off of his face and hands Henry his shopping kart collector badge.

Henry: Don't forget the underwear.

SmoothCriminal didn't know the incredible speed that Zephyr possessed. So he had dodged the bullet. Zephyr had watched Stephen take on the Criminal and then chuckled as he watched the Criminal get beat quickly.
Soon ZephyR ventures off to the far islands of the Caribbean.

Henry pulls out his secret shotgun and shoots everyone.

But Henry missed them all and they jumped Henry.

A wannabe Jesus starts throwing plastic halos at everyone to piss them off.