FUNNY JOKES

Interesting jokes. I never really found most yo momma jokes to be funny though so sorry.

haha? :-|

lololol

Sorry dude, but not very funny.

D3molish3R wrote:

So here I'll be posting all jokes i can find depending on how funny they are.

If you find something funny you can also post here.

Ill be updating my list so ill start:


Yo Momma Jokes:
1.Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!
2.Yo mama's like AOL - so easy to use, no wonder she's number one!
3.Yo' mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
4.Yo' mama's teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her stomach shines!
5.Yo mama's like a 7-11, open 24 hours a day on every street corner and for 99 cents you can get a slurpee.
6.Yo' mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a *** boxer!
7.Yo' mama so hairy, you almost died of rugburn when you were born!
8.Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.
9.You're so ugly, when yo mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!
10.Yo mama's so dumb, she thought that the the International Dateline was a global dating service.
As you can see these "Yo Momma" jokes are not that funny. lol

Nice jokes did u make them ureself, or find them off the internet?

UreGonnaDie wrote:

D3molish3R wrote:

So here I'll be posting all jokes i can find depending on how funny they are.

If you find something funny you can also post here.

Ill be updating my list so ill start:


Yo Momma Jokes:
1.Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!
2.Yo mama's like AOL - so easy to use, no wonder she's number one!
3.Yo' mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
4.Yo' mama's teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her stomach shines!
5.Yo mama's like a 7-11, open 24 hours a day on every street corner and for 99 cents you can get a slurpee.
6.Yo' mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a *** boxer!
7.Yo' mama so hairy, you almost died of rugburn when you were born!
8.Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.
9.You're so ugly, when yo mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!
10.Yo mama's so dumb, she thought that the the International Dateline was a global dating service.
As you can see these "Yo Momma" jokes are not that funny. lol

Nice jokes did u make them ureself, or find them off the internet?

He found them, or more likely, heard them

11: Yo Mama so fat I lost my gf whe she sat on her toilet

LMFAO! I like it

I got some jokes:
-Your Momma is so poor that she hangs up toilet papers to dry after she uses them.
-Your momma is so poor that when someone comes to see her and ring her door bell she goes ding-dong.
-Your momma is so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
-Your momma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the first grade.

Lmfao! nice jokes I lol'd at second 1

Yah thnx ^^^

I lol'd

Again im late on this but yea i found them thats why i think i said they weren't that funny lol i just wanted to post something on humor forums

Yo Mamma jokes are soooooo old

they can still be funnyt though