Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ

Saw this somewhere else. Found it full of win.

Nice mp must be crying right now

Lmfao.

I know I should find this offensive, but I can't stop laughing.

My same reaction. I hereby declare our new god to be optimus primr

Logical reason: OP is just God is robot form as Jesus is God is human form?

Robot > Human

Now the math comes in

Robot + God > Human + God

Simple Algebra

duhhhhhhhh.

New Internet religion, just like the church of Raptor Jesus

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I don't really care, but if a Christian posted something like this for Allah, they'd get jumped like shit.

The church of optimus prime begins it session.

Haha, can't stop bustin' up xD

Only if I had a picture which would wipe out Optimus Prime.
But here goes a story

So, the "dark one" will rise with his warriors for the war of all wars, in which Jesus, or the, "the light warrior." Would have his own armor as well just not as large, with this being said he would have some kind of sword which will take down all the dark warriors as nothing, therefore:

Saving earth, kicking optimus prime's ass and all that other good stuff.

The story is a little unclear because I read the story of that Apocalypse a long time ago, don't ask why I read this.

Either way, hippies are cool ^^

Oh, I am not extreme religious but I thought it was a cool story so yea.

Zeph wrote:

Only if I had a picture which would wipe out Optimus Prime.
But here goes a story

So, the "dark one" will rise with his warriors for the war of all wars, in which Jesus, or the, "the light warrior." Would have his own armor as well just not as large, with this being said he would have some kind of sword which will take down all the dark warriors as nothing, therefore:

Saving earth, kicking optimus prime's ass and all that other good stuff.

The story is a little unclear because I read the story of that Apocalypse a long time ago, don't ask why I read this.

Either way, hippies are cool ^^

Oh, I am not extreme religious but I thought it was a cool story so yea.

You're thinking of the gigantic war that will happen at the end of time, when Jesus and Satan line up their forces, and then God speaks one word and annihilates every evildoer in the opposing army.


And yes, that pretty much beats Optimus Prime.