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You: sup
You: My name is John -snip- Carpenter
Stranger: hi
You: My parents really gave me that middle name
Stranger: my name is sarvani
Stranger: f 20
You: horny?
Stranger: u?
You: John -snip- Carpenter
Stranger: sometimes
You: 69
Stranger: love to
You: back in the day
You: we didn't have internet
You: we had the radio
Stranger: asl?
You: 69/M/America
Stranger: what with the radio
You: what in the butt
You: Hold on the old grammie is callin me
You: good thing we got this handy dandy cellular device
Stranger: i love old cocks
You: back in the day
You: You like old men -snip-?
You: Mine is nice and wrinkly
Stranger: i sucked 2 old dicks
You:-snip--snip--snip--snip-
Stranger: love to have another one
Stranger: u busy?
You: -snip- yea
You: -snip-
Stranger: do u have msn account
You: Sure
You: you can get to it
Stranger: i'll strip for u
You: from here
You: http://tinyurl.com/bqflr
Stranger: if u wish
You: You got pics baby?
Stranger: The TinyURL (bqflr\) you visited was used by its creator in violation of our terms of use. TinyURL has a strict no abuse policy and we apologize for the intrusion this user has caused you. Such violations of our terms of use include:
Stranger: * Spam - Unsolicited Bulk E-mail
* Fraud or Money Making scams
* Malware
* or any other use that is illegal.
Stranger: ass hole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

omega lols

LOL

Getting better xD

Lol funny and btw they are improving.

You: Do you have a pet goat?
You: You should
You: I have one. His name is Kidd
You: I sell goats.
You: And lemons
You: And disco *****.
You: My website is -disturbing link-
You: You should check it out.
Stranger: na
You: Have you had your first period yet?
I haven't.
You: Does it take longer because I am a boy?
Stranger: r u ok
You: Where do you buys your goats?
You: I get mine from meatspin.com
Stranger: f*ck u
You: They also sell spinning tops.
You: That was rude
You: <ustard os rude too.
You: Mustar*
Stranger: F*CK U
Stranger: B*STARD
You: Mustard is all yellow, and slimy
You: Like cow pee
Stranger: IDIOT
Stranger: MA **** IS
Stranger: HUGE
You: You smell like cow pee i bet
You: You seem like that kind of person
Stranger: U R RETARDED
You: Did you know I have ADHD?
Stranger: WAT TAT
You: Because Hitler ate my favorite goat, bill.
You: I was so traumatized that i went crazy
You: Then my potatoe fell out of my underwear, and my wife left me.
You: Will you be my wife?

You: I can get you a good deal on goats.
You: And spinning tops
You: Don't you like pie?
You: I like chocolate bacon pie the best
You: Even though it gives me the runs
You: Do you ever get the runs?
You: I had them last night.
You: And you know they are coming, because you get a bad case of the toots.
You: So I guess, the main point of all this, is do you like goats?
You: I am mad at you cuz you wont reply.
You: I hate you
Stranger: AWWW
Stranger: SORRY
You: Like in the cut off your head with a toothbrush kinda way
You: ~
You: ~

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You: ;
Stranger: GO TO HOSPITAL
You: kg
You: uitei
You: uy
You: What do you think of that?
Stranger: SERIOUSLY
Stranger: NORMAL PPL DONT DO THIS
You: Don't do what?
You: Like goats?
You: Did I mention I like goats
You: Cuz I do
You: I also get the runs a lot.
You: I bet you have to poop right now. You are being a grumple snocktopus.
You: PPPPEEEENNNNIIIISSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: Nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: I liek mudkipz.
You: I herd yu du tu
You: U still there?

Stranger: IM MASTERBATING NOW
You: You are my new best friend, ok?
Stranger: OK
Stranger: ASL?
You: I liek dat garbage
You: But can you tell me
You: what is masterbaiting?
You: 56, female, Your closet
Stranger: ASL
You: You?
Stranger: Y U HIDE
You: You can untie me now
You: I dont like this
You: I am naked and hungry.
You: And my penis is growing rapidly
You: It feels like a brick now
You: It has grown to 91 inches
You: FIX IT NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: AHAHAHAHHAH
You: do you have a facebook?
Stranger: YA
You: Can you add me? My name is kinda long, so I have to tinyurl the link.
Stranger: OK GIVE ME
You: -disturbing url-

Stranger: NA
You: Please add me.
Stranger: FACEBOOK
You: That is facebook.
Stranger: NA
You: My name is Sherriadla Kovinskizzlowskis
Stranger: TELL ME UR FB
You: I needed tiny url
You: You cant even search my name, because it is too long.
You: Like my penis, which you haven't fixed
Stranger: GIVE ME LINK
Stranger: OF UR FB
You: -disturbing url-

Stranger: COWARD
Stranger: ITS NOT FB
Stranger: IDIOT
You: that is a link to my fbook.
You: Click it and add me
Stranger: NA
You: Fine, your loss
You: Why don't you trust me?
You: I am a good girl
You: Except my penis is too big
Stranger: I WANT FB
You: Open the closet!
I AM SUFFOCATING!

You: THAT IS F*CKIN FACEBOOK!
You: YOU SAW MY NAME< IT IS TOO LONG

Stranger: SO?
You: So, I had to tinyurl it.
You: And I am not getting the link again.
You: DING!

You: You should give me a cow!
Stranger: Y
You: CUZ YOU WONT DO MY FACE BOOK
Stranger: Y
You: you are such a retarded troll. I can't believe humans can be as mean as you. Call me when you stop drinking beer. Get a life. I can't wait for your funeral!
Stranger: AHAHAH
Stranger: NA U R
You: TITS OR GTFO!

You: NAO!
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHHAH
Stranger: I LOVE IT
You: Suck my billy willy!
You: OLOLOL, you just got trolled.
You: This is so going on Hissingworms
You: The site is hissingworms.co.nr and I am UnicornsAssassain
You: lol, he is my best friend
You: I am soul
You: Except the site is called Epicworldwarriors.darkbb.com I am TDChampion, and I suck ****
You: No frikkin joke

LOLOL

lolololol the stuff tht ppl think of is amazing

You: Got boobs?
Stranger: yes
You: What size?
Stranger: d
You: Oh baby
You: ohh
You: sexy
You: Perfect size
You: ohhhhh
You: sexy
Stranger: so funny you
You: Got pics baby?
Stranger: yes
You: I'm looking for cheap entertainment
You: Can I have them?
Stranger: ok
You: cool
You: post the link
You: and
You: If you aren't naked in the pic, get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich
Stranger: but
Stranger: there is a question
You: What question
You: ?
Stranger: i am a man
You: A *** MAN!
YOU TROLL!

You: NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!
Stranger: haha
You: GET A LIFE!
You: STOP BEING ***
You: I AM JUST A NORMAL GUY! STOP TRYING TO BUTTSMECKS ME!
Stranger: you wrong
You: YOU NEED A LIFE

Stranger: iam not a guy
Stranger: ***
You: YOU ARE ***!
Stranger: no
You: YES YOU ARE
You: TRUST ME YOU ARE
Stranger: - =
You: COME BACK WHEN YOUR ***** DROP KID
You: You WILL NEVER HAVE A WIFE
You: YOU WILL NEVER GET LAIID

You: BECAUSE YOU ARE GGGGGAAAAAAYYYYYY
You: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stranger: If you're sick
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You: Do you like goats?
Stranger: YOU ARE
You: I have a pet goat
You: She is made of mashed potatoes
You: She likes to put mustard on her eyeballs
You: You can pet her, but no touching!
You: Wanna see me naked
You: YES YOU DO CUZ YOUR ***!!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Sexy.
Stranger: Also woody dies

wow, were r u finding these

These are great.

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Stranger: I'm looking for a person that is from Japan or Korea or China
You: I'm from all 3 at once, Japorena
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Fucking Japorena
Stranger: 뭐래 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: fucking too
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: ㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You should delete that tinyurl... that disturbed me..

OK WE ARE TROLLING OMEGLE RIGHT NOW AND YOU CLICK A TINYURL? SERIOUSLY?!