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Mitsukaru
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|  Subject: Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:53 am | |
| Saw this somewhere else. Found it full of win.  |
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Wildcat Nation
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| | Subject: Re: Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:07 pm | |
| Nice mp must be crying right now |
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Scrubby
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| | Subject: Re: Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:15 pm | |
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Gr33n
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| | Subject: Re: Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:53 pm | |
| I know I should find this offensive, but I can't stop laughing. _________________ Hey, I'm Gr33n. You may know me as Linkshadow47. I love Zelda, Pokemon, Kingdom Heart, Final Fantasy, and Ratchet and Clank games the most. I'm pretty much the gaming guru here. Talk to me if you have any questions.  <-- My egg is gonna die.Click it to save it! |
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Wildcat Nation
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| | Subject: Re: Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:12 pm | |
| My same reaction. I hereby declare our new god to be optimus primr |
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DaFatChikin
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| | Subject: Re: Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:54 pm | |
| Logical reason: OP is just God is robot form as Jesus is God is human form? Robot > Human Now the math comes in  Robot + God > Human + God Simple Algebra  duhhhhhhhh. |
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BMTH27
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| | Subject: Re: Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:06 pm | |
| New Internet religion, just like the church of Raptor Jesus |
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Darkprism
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| | Subject: Re: Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:10 pm | |
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I don't really care, but if a Christian posted something like this for Allah, they'd get jumped like shit. |
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Blahs
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| | Subject: Re: Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:12 pm | |
| The church of optimus prime begins it session. |
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FuzzY
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| | Subject: Re: Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:35 pm | |
| Haha, can't stop bustin' up xD |
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Zeph
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| | Subject: Re: Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:28 pm | |
| Only if I had a picture which would wipe out Optimus Prime.
But here goes a story
So, the "dark one" will rise with his warriors for the war of all wars, in which Jesus, or the, "the light warrior." Would have his own armor as well just not as large, with this being said he would have some kind of sword which will take down all the dark warriors as nothing, therefore:
Saving earth, kicking optimus prime's ass and all that other good stuff.
The story is a little unclear because I read the story of that Apocalypse a long time ago, don't ask why I read this.
Either way, hippies are cool ^^
Oh, I am not extreme religious but I thought it was a cool story so yea. _________________  |
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Darkprism
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| | Subject: Re: Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:49 am | |
| | Zeph wrote: | Only if I had a picture which would wipe out Optimus Prime.
But here goes a story
So, the "dark one" will rise with his warriors for the war of all wars, in which Jesus, or the, "the light warrior." Would have his own armor as well just not as large, with this being said he would have some kind of sword which will take down all the dark warriors as nothing, therefore:
Saving earth, kicking optimus prime's ass and all that other good stuff.
The story is a little unclear because I read the story of that Apocalypse a long time ago, don't ask why I read this.
Either way, hippies are cool ^^
Oh, I am not extreme religious but I thought it was a cool story so yea. |
You're thinking of the gigantic war that will happen at the end of time, when Jesus and Satan line up their forces, and then God speaks one word and annihilates every evildoer in the opposing army.
And yes, that pretty much beats Optimus Prime. |
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